fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

baise-m0i:

indisponiert:

beefycurtains:

remember when that girl pretended she could only walk backwards after getting a flu shot

OK

NOOOO

grandmasrule

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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vcrizzle:

dynastylnoire:

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

GO IN SIR

human. citizen. taxpayer. i’m in my lane, homie.

octoberanytime:

Who is ready for chilly nights, pumpkin spiced lattes, hoodie & jeans, bonfires, crisp air, cider mills, hayrides, haunted houses, 13 nights of Halloween, apple cider, fall candles, changing leaves, carving pumpkins, and walks in the woods. I know I sure am!