unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now.
- Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via acceptvnce)
fardmuhammad:

Captain Picard gets an extra hour in the ball pit.

fardmuhammad:

Captain Picard gets an extra hour in the ball pit.

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better